February 2012
20 posts
Drunk people make me smile :)
*Person 1 is stumbling around, fairly intoxicated*
Person 2: Watch out, there's a tv behind you.
Person 1: Haha, tv!
*Person 1 proceeds to pet the television*
“I played glow in the golf mini garf.”
– Pearman!
I love clever ideas... →
The greatest wikipedia entry that was ever... →
Sammichiz!
January 2012
16 posts
“I’m not just sitting here… I’m digesting this book mentally!”
Need a Bike??! | Sitka →
Best salesman in the world!
WatchCafeteria Ninja!
Netflix is starting to piss me off how it only has...
It only had 5/10 seasons of Stargate SG-1 and now i find out it only has 3 seasons of Weeds! GAY!
December 2011
29 posts
Just the car.
Salesman: You look like you're ready to buy a car!
Mother: Yeah, I guess so. It's for my son.
Salesman: Oh a special occasion? Birthday? Graduation?
Son: My girlfriend just got an abortion...
Salesman: I've got just the car!
“Look at you! Sailing through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.”
– Her
and they all lived happily ever after... except...
Too Jewish
Priest: I haven't seen you boys in Church lately.
Boy: I'm Jewish!
Priest: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus are you?
Boy: I guess not...
Stupid people are the best
Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
